PeeeeeResident TeeeeeRump

 

Peee-Resident Teeeee-Rump!  Whatta guy! 

Why, pray tell, did anyone think this guy would make a good president?  Did they not take a look at what he was before he decided to take on the leadership of a nation?  Everything he had before was a reflection of himself—i.e., it was He that was important, not what he was involved in.  Why was this?  Well it’s the defining trait of the meologist, which is what TeeeeRump is—one of the biggest, most definitive meologists of all time. 

To Donald TeeeeRump it’s all about himself.  Whatever he ever has done, it was just to magnify his magnificent majesty TeeeeRump!  Nothing else really mattered.  It was always all about him. 

He really stepped in it when the won the Presidency, though.  While everything was still all about him, in his mind if in no one else’s, there were other concerns that his co-conspirators were interested in which, as you see, sometime did not shine all the light on Herr TeeeeRump at all!  Which did not work for TeeeeRump, of course, but, again, he was the only one concerned with his lack of being Mr. Number One if nothing else. 

Would this be a problem for most people?  Of course not.  We all know everyone has their own place in the world and everyone deserves whatever good they might garner in whatever role they might be placed.  But one thing most people do not expect is to be “number one” in all things at all times.  And, this does not bother them in the least.  But Donald TeeeeeeRump?  Well, that just would not work for him.  And even though he won the Presidency with fewer actual votes than the number two runner had, did that cause TeeeeeRump a problem?  Of course not.  HE WAS IT, and that was that.

God only knows how America got through four years of this guy.  Some thought he was great.  Some thought he was a great big something (an a-hole, maybe), but something other than what he was supposed to be—this nation’s leader. 

In any case, we all must Thank God that he is PeeeResident no more! 

Thank God!

“Whew!!”